If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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One day the cause of my death will be cited as ‘Marvel Movie Marathon Drinking Game’ and there will be a printout of this attached to my autopsy report.
What they said…
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you dont even know how much this means to me<3
I cannot tell you how much I hate the My Child Will Tumblr.
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I loathe when people think that I’m shy rather than introverted. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being shy, I’m just not, and they are two separate things. People cajoling me into social situations try to assure me that I “don’t have to talk to everyone” or that “everyone will love me.”
Bitch, of course they will like me. I am delightful. I just find prolonged social interactions to be extremely exhausting.
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Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?
yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me
The first comment.
even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you
Because they taste good. Duh?
I’m pretty sure I have. Pixie sticks are just flavored sugar & I used to consume those frequently.
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